Awesome Photography Jokes to Make You Giggle

I went on an adventure. An adventure through the internet to find the best photo jokes. I think I succeeded!

In my mind, I thought I was going to find only a few but NOPE! There's so many good jokes I have to share. But before I do that, I have to make sure you're listening to music while you're reading these! You'll totally enjoy the jokes better when you're listening to a good beat.

Now, what's a good song?

Gosh, I love so many :o

Currently I'm obsessed with Omi - Cheerleader. SO obsessed. It's one of those songs that raises your self-esteem and relaxes you. You're just gonna feel so great!

So click here to listen! 

Alright, let's get on with these jokes. We'll start with the one-liners. 

I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.

Ha. Very clever. Good job to whoever came up with that one. Good job.

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You can't shutter up!

Yes. So much funny. I love it!

Photography is a developing hobby.

True and clever!

I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He's a bit of a snapper!

Love this! Snap, snap!

Sometimes it's tough being a photographer. You have to deal with a lot of crop!

Ha. That was good!

Stop being so dramatic, Carmen....You think you're the only one who has hot flashes?

Hehe. I laughed. It would make more sense with the picture.. oops. Just imagine two cameras that can talk and are husband and wife. 

Your camera takes really nice pictures! Thanks, I taught it everything it knows... 

It has both made me laugh and get mad. Lol

Did you enjoy those ones? I did! I wish I could come up with witty jokes about photography! But I'm thankful for the internet because I found some winners! I'll remember them for my whole life. 

Now onto more longer told jokes. One's that sound like "You know you're a photographer..." or "A Photographer walks into...", you know, jokes like that! 

You'll have a laugh. Get cozy. Grab a drink and enjoy!

"A group of artists are invited to dinner by a famous chef. In greeting the photographer, the chef comments: I love your photos, they're wonderful, you must have a very expensive camera. The photographer doesn't reply and walks into the dining room.

After dinner the photographer approaches the chef and says: dinner was sensational, very exquisite flavours, a true work of art, you must have a very sophisticated stove."


This next one is my favourite. 

Photographers are very mean. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then hang you on the wall.

So much clever. It is my favourite!

My wife said if I took one more photo of me she'd leave me. That's when I snapped.


Two old guys in raincoats are in a dark alley, watching a pretty girl walk by. One turns to the other and says, as he holds the edges of his coat, "In this dim light, what exposure do you give it?"

I really hope you enjoyed the jokes! 

You can even use these jokes as ice breakers for your next photo session. It's a great way to get a genuine smile :) 

Let me know what you thought of the jokes in the comments below! And if you have photography jokes of your own, that hasn't been mentioned yet, write them down for others to read!